tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

(Source: rigginsrigs, via fake-mermaid)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via pizza)

lunastatic:

i want to be able to delete annoying people in my life

(via repulsive-behaviours)

reblog if you’re single as fuck

(Source: the-downfall-ofus-all, via repulsive-behaviours)